What I Learned From My Ward’s Relief Society Birthday Party!
by mraynes
Bathsheba W. Smith, third president of the General Relief Society, was not in fact, the Bathsheba from the Bible. Nope, she never went prancing around without her clothes on.
This information is generously brought to you from my ward’s Relief Society Birthday Party.
first fig 
Oh, brother! (or should I say, “oh, sister?”)
What a surprise! I can’t wait to get home in 4 weeks and make fun of relief society with you!
sorry we disappointed you!! I didn’t even hear that part…just don’t pay attention when you go to these things and you’ll be alright.