first fig

i am in my department’s computer lab printing off another 30 articles and some university age girl just asked the guy next to me to peel her banana…seriously.

(update. this is seriously happening right now in the school of public affairs computer lab).

respite from thesis research today since mr. mraynes was called up for jury duty. since i’m giving up a day i think it would be fitting of the jury duty gods to assign him to a domestic violence case.